Tweets About Wesley

I tweet. I'm a twitter-er. Whatever you call it - I like to talk about my like is 140 characters or less. It's quick, it's to the point.

Here are some brilliant tweets about Wesley. (From Feb 23 - Today. I've posted over 6,000 tweets, so it would take me weeks to go through them all!)

2yo just brought up #FruitNinja on the iPad. Declared "I'ma cut some fruits" then played. When the game was over, he applauded & said "Yay!"

Just informed my 2yo that I don't negotiate with terrorists

My 2yo just took one of our boomerangs off the wall and announced "Look! A brown RAINBOW!" Um... ok?

Um... My 2yo just asked for broccoli for breakfast. No, really.

I just asked him if he wanted anything with his broccoli and he said chicken. What meal does he think this is?

Just watched my 2yo DRINK jelly beans from a measuring cup. Did nothing to stop him. Laughed hysterically.

My 2yo son got pink flip flops today. He tried on the blue ones and declared them "Bad" - then told me the pink ones made his feet happy!

Dear 2yo, if you don't stop the tantrum and go to sleep, I'll... do nothing, probably. But threatening you on twitter makes me feel better.

My 2yo just made himself a walking stick out of duplos.

There appears as if there is a traffic jam in my 2yo's bed. Over the monitor, all I can hear is: "Toot toot! Honk honk! Beep beep!"

My 2yo gets me to peel his banana's 1/2 down... Then he folds the peel back up and pretends to peel it himself. I love that kid.

My 2yo just randomly wandered over to his building table & started singing the clean up song & putting away all his duplo. WHO IS THIS KID?!

2yo current tantrum? His duplo tower fell apart. Oh the woe.

Ahhh! Happy Mummy Moment: Went in to 2yo bedroom after work to give him a kiss. Opened eyes and said "Hi Mummy" and fell back asleep ♥

My 2yo is poking @DocTurtle with a long row of duplos. I won't deny that I'm rolling about on the floor with laughter.

2yo is quite upset I won't let him put his beanbag in his crib with him. He doesn't care that I am concerned about suffocation & his death.

My son just demanded a kiss for his hurt "Ping-guh!"

My 2yo newest obsession? Opposites. On and Off. Big and Little. etc.

Dear Wailing 2yo, You're so upset about naptime because you're overtired from no nap yesterday. Give in, you'll feel a lot better. Promise.

My 2yo son likes to do the hula.

My 2yo just dumped a HUGE bucket of cars on the cat. How do I even punish that? In his defense, he WAS trying to share?

My 2yo must be laying right on top of his glow seahorse. He's been asleep for 2hrs, but this is the 4th time I've heard it go off.

Gold. @DocTurtle taught our 2yo to flex his muscles while screaming "BEEFCAKE!"

I love that my 2yo son knows Australian animals. He knows the koala, kangaroo, kookaburra, emu and wombat, so far! #Aussie

I just informed my 2yo that this house is a "Mumocracy" He wasn't impressed.

Great. My 2yo just stuffed a honey smack up his nose.

My 2yo made a hammer out of duplo bricks and is hammering together a building out of wooden blocks. Imagination play FTW!!

Told Wesley today he has exactly 6m to potty train&sleep in a bed, cause don't want to take him to Aus in diaper & crib. He said "No."

My 2yo is jumping up and down yelling "BOING! BOING! BOING!"